Taste Aversion
by Kathy Morgan

(sung to the tune of " Like a Virgin", by Billy Steinberg & Tom Kelly
Performed by Madonna)

A psych guy offered me a drink.
He said “experimental brew!
Take a sip and I’ll take notes
In an hour or two.”

My own shrink—who would think!
As I feared, it sure tasted weird
And it made me ill
Yeah, it made me ill
‘Til I finally blew!

Taste aversion
Learned it the very first time
Taste aversion
When your heartburn’s
Just like mine

Never gonna drink that stuff, boy
My fear is gonna last!
Even just the thought of it
Makes my gut churn fast

Just one taste, and I’m through
Just the smell of that awful brew
Makes me want to hurl
Yeah, it makes me hurl--
Throw up all over you!

Taste aversion
Learned it the very first time
Taste aversion
When your heartburn’s
Just like mine

Oooh, oooh, oooh
Just one taste, and I’m through
Just the smell of that awful brew
Makes me want to hurl
Yeah, it makes me hurl--
Throw up all over you!

Taste aversion
Learned it the very first time
Taste aversion
When your heartburn’s
Just like mine

Taste aversion, ooh, ooh
Taste aversion
Feels so bad inside
That weird taste, oh!
Just the idea
Makes me nauseous

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, tummy!
I still feel my heartburn
From the very first time…..