Ain't Nothin' but a Groundhog
by Jeffrey B. Moran

(sung to the tune of " Hound Dog", by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller)

 

Chorus:
You ain't nothin' but a groundhog
Sleepin' all the time.
Ain't nothin' but a groundhog
Sleepin' all the time.
You ain't never chucked wood and you ain't no friend of mine.

You said you ate dry grass. That was just a lie.
You said you ate dry grass. That was just a lie.
'Cause you eat sweet clover until the day you die.

You dig yourself a burrow for sleepin' in at night.
'Cause you eat all day 'til you can't eat another bite.

Chorus:


You eat a lot all summer so you can hibernate.
You eat a lot all summer gaining lots of weight.
Then you sleep all winter 'til it's spring and it's time to mate.

You said you had canines. That was not the truth.
You said you had canines. That was not the truth.
'Cause like every rodent you got big incisor tooths.

Chorus:

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